In “Yeah we f*cking” news, the big homey Swizz Beatz is back at it again, this time he’s finally admitting that he and Alicia Keys are flat-backing.

Oh for real EbenGregory…guess that sucks for his estranged wife, Mashonda, and Alicia’s former boyfriend Kerry “Krucial” Keys huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s Swizz Beatz to the NY Daily News that he’s beating on Alicia cheeks: Swizz tells us that, yes, he’s in love with Keys and, yes, she did give him a birthday party at that museum. “But we’re nowhere near ready for a baby or a ring,” laughs Swizz, aka Kasseem Dean. “This whole song is not about Alicia. The part about her cooking breakfast for me naked — she never done that for me.” Swizz didn’t want to talk about Keys till now because, he says, “What we have is so precious.” He also felt it would aggravate Mashonda, who’s also a singer.

And now…here’s Swizz Beatz not leaving much doubt about who owns his heart on Drake’s new “Best I Ever Had” remix: Wake up in the morning and my baby cooked me breakfast, A’s naked wearing nothing on but a necklace …Yeah, she say she wanna treat me like a king; I get big gifts so the money ain’t a damn thing … She gave me a party at the Guggenheim … What’s next? The ring? The baby? She really loves me!

And now…here’s more from the NY Daily News explaining Swizz marital status: Having filed for divorce in February, Mashonda is seeking interim support for their 2-year-old son, Kasseem Jr., arguing that Swizz has slashed his payments. “He’s been tightening the screws on her,” says a friend of Moshanda. “It’s becoming intolerable. Meanwhile, she’s seen the charges for jewelry he’s bought Alicia in France.” Swizz had been paying all of their bills. On top of that, he was giving her $5,000 a week. His advisers felt that was too much, so now he pays her $3,500 a month, on top of the bills. “Swizz has put settlement offers on the table, but Mashonda won’t say what she needs. She just came back from Paris and London. She drives a Bentley Flying Spur and a Cadillac Escalade. I don’t think life’s too bad for her.” Mashonda’s friend argues that she’s resisted his offers “because he’s been less than forthcoming about his true financial picture.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

I beat on Alicia’s cheeks to my separated wife’s dismay ice jewelry: The more one loves a mistress, the more his separated wife is ready to hate her.

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